Python/Ruby Developer
Source, Unity Gamehacker
Awful Haskell Programmer
Terms of Service Violator

I was in trouble and I needed a fix. I wasn’t feeling well, and I was horny, so I decided to fuck my dog. After about 15 minutes of sitting in front of my computer, I started to feel a little nervous about what I was about to do. It was a long time before I came, and I don’t know how I did it. The first thing I noticed was that my dog, Mr. T, was panting. He had been standing next to my computer for a couple of hours. I decided to get him to lie down and have a nap for a couple of hours. I made sure he was comfortable, and took out a pair of old pajamas that I found in my basement. I lay on the bed next to him, and started to undress. Mr. T’s fur was so soft and smooth, and he smelled so good, I was dying to get in his mouth. I wanted to make sure he was completely naked before I took him in my mouth.

Nov 26, 2019

I had fucked my dog.